Birthday - August 31
Vodka, preferably whipped and water, splash of "shut your face and make this stiffer"
14 blissful years of no weekends off
"First of all, none of these boy bartenders are gettin laid 'round here 'til mama bear says so! And Bobby Ruddy? He couldn' t make Tang before he met me. Brian & Bobby were home, dry humpin' bean bags listenin' to Color Me Bad CD's 'til I helped them out with their jobs here. I'll tell Vinnie Archer what color undies to wear if I like too! Vacation's over kids! I'll be back sooooooon!