Birthday - December 16
Tito's and water with a side of Jager!
I've been serving drinks since the fresh age of 19
Known to my hippie friends as “mama”, I am here to ensure that everyone has a great time, enforcing safety only as needed. Forged in the campgrounds of large music festivals, my pouring style has been described as “too strong” by those too cowardly to handle it. Ask for a drink too feminine.. you get a Jagermeister. Ask for a song with no guitar solo.. you get the boot. However, ask for the time of your life.. you get exactly what you came for. So sit back, relax, get boozey, and always remember.. my eyes are up here.